Do you want Lamestream Media propaganda or do you want Tinkle Myfinkle to shoot straight?

Thriller was composed by Rod Temperton.

"I… pull… my… beef"

Garfield is warmed-over Snoopy, calculated and calibrated to sell merch.

"ABC realized it had no earthly clue how to market Men In Tights: The Television Series"

Starting to go south is different from the point-of-no-return represented by shark-jumping.

The insane part: There is in fact an expanded-universe bad-ass version of C-3PO called C-3PX: