This guy could fuck up a cuppa coffee.

I almost stopped watching when a skinny barefoot privileged douchebag opened a Beck's (American Beck's made in Newark by ABInBevDecliningMarketShare is AWFUL) like a wannabe badass and plopped down into a stupid chair, but this was pretty fun.

Holy crap I love David Koechner now. I think I like Matt Dillon almost entirely for being a 'Mats fan too.

You never promise crazy final three, Michael.

You never promise crazy final three, Michael.

My mom once wondered why that "Christa Berg" lady had such a masculine singing voice.

My mom once wondered why that "Christa Berg" lady had such a masculine singing voice.

Well, it does rule whenever Springsteen shows up as a past version of himself.

Well, it does rule whenever Springsteen shows up as a past version of himself.

They do have a very blatant reference to New Day Rising on one of their biggest songs.

They do have a very blatant reference to New Day Rising on one of their biggest songs.

I absolutely saw it as a security cam shot. They have no reason to check the footage right now, but if they find out the office was bugged, there's our first piece of hard evidence against Walt.

I absolutely saw it as a security cam shot. They have no reason to check the footage right now, but if they find out the office was bugged, there's our first piece of hard evidence against Walt.

"Gimmie yer fingernails!"

"Gimmie yer fingernails!"

*stabstabstab*
"Paul Pierce!"

*stabstabstab*
"Paul Pierce!"

"The Merv Griffin Show" - Jerry drugs his girlfriend with turkey and box wine so she will go to sleep and he can play with her vintage toys. That was the first thing I thought of when that audience member hollered at Dave.

"The Merv Griffin Show" - Jerry drugs his girlfriend with turkey and box wine so she will go to sleep and he can play with her vintage toys. That was the first thing I thought of when that audience member hollered at Dave.

I work at a job where I toss things into bins often. I ALWAYS say "Kobe!" and have since the episode aired. I even got other people doing it!