I was gonna come and ask if anyone else noticed that.

I'm not sure… Franken has been married to the same woman for over 30 years, he's really smart, and he has a firm grasp of the intricate workings of the legislative process. I'm not sure those are the qualities Americans look for in a president anymore.

Whether or not Clinton or Sanders was more electable is academic at this point. But the fact remains that Clinton got 3 million more votes than the orange shitstain, so any argument that she was unelectable is DOA because she, you know, got millions more votes.

The house is on fire, people are trapped upstairs, and Bernie folks (some, not all) DEMAND to know who left the oven door open!!

Read his book. I can guarantee that "Fuck my constituents" is not a thought that has ever entered Franken's head.

Yeah, but he made it clear in his book that he only did cocaine at SNL so he could stay awake and make sure nobody else did too much cocaine.

I love that quote so much.

I actually appreciated the honesty he showed when talking about the complete lack of support his 2008 campaign got from the Obama campaign. He always interjected that he thought Obama was a truly great president, but he was clearly pissed. Some help from Obama in October could've avoided that recount and the months of…

I bought Franken's book last weekend, and I'm about halfway through it (spoiler alert! he wins that extremely close race against Norm Coleman). It's a fun, fascinating read. I highly recommend picking up a copy.

If he thinks the White House is a dump, he's really not gonna like his accommodations at Rikers.

And James Cameron said the last Terminator movie was really, really good and the fans are gonna love it. It wasn't, and they didn't.

I can't help but think they should've shot both movies at the same time, Lord of the Rings style. That way they could've made it more like the book by switching back and forth between time periods, and also, yknow, guaranteed that they'd be able to finish the story. Instead we have to hope the movie does well enough…

It was revenge for Reince, and there was nothing we could do about it. Reince was a made man, and Mooch wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it.

They missed a huge opportunity by not casting Edward James Olmos as post-surgery Jorah Mormont.

Too bad they probably burned Olly already.

Except the 3rd goal there is maybe the most important one. He got him to confess, which amounted to nothing. He killed him, only for him to be resurrected more dangerous than before. And then he got his skull smashed like a pumpkin because he couldn't stop talking long enough to get in a few good stabs to the neck.

Littlefinger wants to get into her pants. That's pretty much his only motivation at this point.

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS QUIT GLOATING FOR 3 SECONDS AND STAB THE MOUNTAIN IN THE DAMN NECK GODDAMMIT OBERYN YOU STUPID STUPID ARROGANT FOOL!!!!

Real, fake, who gives a shit. These craven assholes used a letter from a little kid to distract from the massive dumpster fire that is the West Wing. It didn't even work all that well. And the worse things get in the White House, future letters from cute kids ("This is from Radish, a 7 year old from Chattanooga…")…

Yeah, the lady with the bell who shouted "Shame!". Lady Shamebell.