And "a man doing movements"

To be fair Phi Phi's makeup did actually look leveled-up on All Stars compared to her season, I thought… if you look at some screen grabs side by side it's a pretty major difference. Maybe it wasn't as obvious because basically all the girls had improved quite a lot…

I definitely feel like she was playing up the "bitchy little princess" schtick a bit after watching Untucked. But who knows…

I'm willing to cut her a break this time around. There's this weird thing that sometimes happens when you're doing something creative, where you accidentally make something that sucks and literally *everyone else can tell* except for you. And she did have the skill set to exceed in the challenge, so it wasn't…

My gosh he is fine.

Girl, they pulled the pag.

Sensuous flop is the new death splat

L'enfer, c'est les autres…

Ha ha touche! But realistically I bet they'll keep her around for another few episodes at least.

I actually thought Gia's bleating was iconic during that scene. A whole performance's worth would've been unlistenable, but a microdose was just right. As a queen who was very funny but mostly not on purpose, she was used well.

Ugh I just know Kimora Blac is going to do some stupid no-personality look-queen impression for Snatch Game and I'm already annoyed about it

I mean if we're going to have a queen that wears strappy layered bathing suits can it be Joslyn Fox? I miss her.

Hey now, Dida Ritz will always be remembered for burning the poor Princess to a toasty crisp during their lip sync. But you're right, Jiggly was good TV.

A lot of the queens seem to struggle when asked to convey an emotion besides "stripper."

The only justification that kinda makes sense to me for keeping Kimora is that Jaymes was supposed to be a comedy queen so the expectations were high — .she should have been able to absolutely slay Kimora, and instead she just kinda tied her. That prat fall a second after Kimora's was particularly tragic because I…

One of the key differences between Aja and Pearl is that Aja would wipe the floor with her in a lip sync (evidence: https://www.youtube.com/wat… and https://www.youtube.com/wat….

Idk, different strokes I guess​. I'm a sucker for a feisty ingenue.

no but the dress is actually white and gold

Vivienne Penne al Dente alla Puttanesca is not amused.

Seriously. I remember when everyone was losing their absolute shit over Milk and the whole time I was like, "him?" (I mean he's objectively a babe, just not really my type.) But Alex Michaels can call me anytime — that jawline and those broad shoulders, oof.