Cry more.

I haven't read a comic book in 20 years, barely read them when I was a kid, and was into DC back then anyway, and I follow the MCU just fine.

The real problem here is that people are retarded enough to pay money to see Dave Chappelle.

Fucking one dude is slutty now?

If you're too immature to type the word "sex" then you're definitely not mature enough for the content in this show.

isn't that why people move to NYC to begin with?

Since DIGS is a 18-year-old virgin I'm guessing she isn't what's considered "hot" by the horny blobs of jizz that pass for boys in high school, which means your advice is just going to get her laughed at and followed to college with rumors that she was the pathetic fuggo who begged a guy to take her v-card.

Geocentrism isn't really a core belief of most nutbag Catholics.

Macklemore's a twat and the song is overrated as hell, but I'd still rather hear Same Love every day than Blurred Lines ever again.

I've been in NCA's shoes before. I understand the fears that would stop a trans person from disclosing their status to their partner, but when your relationship has reached the point of sexual intimacy that involves genital contact, your genitals do become at least a bit relevant to what's going on. Personally, I…

But my apathy makes people like you so upset that I just can't resist.

Wow, it must be SO HARD to be a fan of something that's so ubiquitous that popular culture worships it. How do you even manage the stress? Football fans are my new heroes! You are the only people who ever feel defensive about your interests! It's so amazing and inspirational.

See, I enjoy expressing apathy about sports because it pisses off fans of sports. Enjoy your massive capitalist wankfest though… Maybe write a few more huge walls of text about it?