Haha, your use of “cucked” tells me everything I need to know about you.

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

Other than the idiot that has to shit on someone else on the Internet. Nothing.

“we’ve got a script we’re mostly happy with.”

“The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.”

*in Hartsfield Airport*

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.