Do you know why my life is so DARK? Because all I am is a gimmick account used occasionally by someone else who posts much more frequently under a different, unrelated username. I have to fight off all this DARKNESS by comforting myself with all my money and the luxury that it brings and my cool Batjet and my thriving…

Hey! That's my username! How'd you steal my username?

Mine too. It's so DARK and GRIM. I wrote a song about my PAIN. Wanna hear it?

I NEED that thing right now! I didn't even realize that this was an option. It's just, so beautiful. Alfred, fire up the Bat-Learjet.

But does it transform into a plane? And can it fly into the sun? I'm sorry, but if it can't do any of those things, it's just going to have to settle for being, AT BEST, the second-coolest Batmobile.

I totally rocked it, too.

That would kind of suck. But think about how much more DARK and HEAVY my music would be!

Does it mean I get twice as much money, too?

I know, right, I mean, it's like I go to go to all the trouble of composing all this DEEP, MEANINGFUL music, and none of it gets used in any movies.

Darkness!
No Parents!