Seeing North Coast's Old Rasputin in the photo made me as happy as if I opened AV Club to see a picture of my kid. I've been loving this since maybe 1999/2000, and it is my absolute favorite. Friends and family know that, failing all else, a 4-pack of Ol' Raspy will make a much-appreciated gift. :)

Anything, anything to have the Nolan brothers direct, produce and handle the screenplay, and Hoyte van Hoytema on cinematography. Let's just go top shelf, adding Zimmer to do the score. Add Idris Elba (swoon), Tom Hardy or Cillian Murphy, and go for it. As an American, I am fully in the "OH, GOD, NO AMERICAN…