MoonPies get the eclipse, Golden Cupcakes get the Golden Showers. It doesn't take fuggin Solomon to figure this out

so - is this movie conscious of how much it owes to eternal sunshine of the spotless mind? either the nods were intentional (the beautiful woman at the beginning who he feels like he's met before, the interaction with her on the bench seating of public transportation, the reliving within the own mind sort of idea, etc…

egad.

again, you can call (and write) your reps and volunteer and donate - i do (gasp!) all three and more - and appreciate satire. jeeebus.

apparently King Puppet doesn't like it if his people 'look weak' by being portrayed by women. but the thing he seems most rankled by with the press's treatment of bannon is that he is portrayed as too powerful. I was all in on the Rosie as Bannon thing till i had that thought. Who would he be most alpha-male…

What if I told you that you could both appreciate satirical send-ups of an administration AND work to stop their agenda?
also, bro - "Trump doesn't care if people make fun of him." - come on. come.the smuck.on. There are very few people in the world who care *more* if you make fun of them. Satire serves a valuable…

Jumpin Jesus on a selfie stick!

he lost because his name is greek for Two Penises, and people were just not ready for that sort of thing 28 years ago

I dunno - i think i probably would've spent more time staring at his tudyks, since that's a much more rare occurrence.

because you are a monster?

huhuh. ballblazer

a buddy of mine suggested that for the reunion they should have replaced the actress who plays Rory with Krysten Ritter - who i know is in the show earlier, but this is hypothetical so go with it. It's perfect, right? i would've hated Rory's character much less if, instead of cute befuddled mousiness, she displayed…

you leave Miley alone, you creepy old fuck

Holy Christmas, this is some intense writing about a game show.

terriers terriers terriers terriers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!