I'm amused how some people think that art—and Hannibal is most definitely art—must follow certain arbitrary rules of socio-cultural propriety that clowns on Tumblr champion. It's one of the less pleasant aspects of the fandom.

I demand an Affleck-directed disaster movie about the Molasses Flood.

Just wait until they recast Heath Ledger's part in the Brothers Grimm sequel; then we'll see who's laughing.

You forgot Space Mutiny.