I have it worse. I share Oprah's birthday. (However, I also share birthdays with WC Fields and Anton Chekhov)

I was worried Hanzee was going to pop up out of nowhere, which I would have found a little ridiculous, like a cheap horror movie shot.

I kind of thought it was Walmart. I thought they were going for irony at what a magical place it was.

401K? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Really. How about "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama".

I've actually been hoping for more Mahler.

Maybe the last episode will be told through an episode of "In Search of Aliens"?

I got the impression that there was more than one category of details that was unbelievable.

Is Giorgio Tsoukalos going to be in next week's episode?

American?

Or Hanzee Dent's brother, Arthur.

Geico commercials just stink that bad.

Hopefully, Hanzee Dent brought a towel with him.

Steven Root was the blind radio station manager in "O Brother Where Art Thou" and an unfortunate dentist in season 1.

"I'd call it animal." Referring to Hanzee?

Maybe he "lost time"?

They ain't even old-timey!

How many people has Mark William Calaway killed?

-jamin.

So is the whole UFO is a mylar balloon theory. However, since this episode is read from a "True Crime" story, maybe they'll claim it was embellished in the telling.