No, but I am.

Oh man…I went to college in Indiana with a kid from one of the families who own Ferrara. I was in a class with him, and he brought in a shit load of free candy. It was glorious.

I believe you mean "re-Mellencamped," since John Cougar was not the name he was born with.

What issues did you have with Ocarina of Time? Just curious, given the universal acclaim it seems to have. (Full disclosure, I'm not that much of a gamer, but Ocarina is one of my favorite games ever.)