THE RAID 2, MOTHERFUCKERS!

OH man, I fucking love you. Italians Do It Better is the best and AD2 destroys the new Daft Punk album.

Agreed. Nothing else I've seen this year compares.

But you referred to them as "objectively awful." What is that if not "bad"? The only conclusion I can take from that statement is that the sort of film Fast Five aspires to be is worthy of condemnation when viewed through an "artistic" lens (which, of course they're "artistic" - they're works of art!). Which goes back…

What does this even mean? If they "work for what they are" - as if "what they are" should automatically be worthy of derision - they work, and are therefore by definition *not* awful. Fast Five is a good movie. This is the worst kind of pretension. (I'm not saying *you're* pretentious in a general sense. I have no…