(I may be internetting under the influence.)

Whoa, wait, did they really offer Geoff Johns the gig? That would be both horrifying desperation on WB's part and surprising self-restraint on Johns' part.

Justice League: Quest For The Martha Box

Okay, fine, I'll ask what we're thinking: is Potsquatch a sexy dancer?

I imagine it must've been all his pro-Patriots tweets on Sunday that broke the camel's back.

In my head, Disasterpiece is the title of Greg Sestero's book, even though I bought a copy and read it. It should absolutely be the movie's title.

I've seen The Room and read the book, and yes, it could absolutely make a fun movie. It's James Franco's involvement reduces my confidence.

I wouldn't bet against it making more money than Dark Knight Rises in the end.

Hell, this decade.

Shulkie has the Best Mom Ever, apparently.

"Huhuhuhuh, turgid."
- Zach Snyder

"Oh, he's well-supervised, madam, I assure you."
- Alfred

Somewhere, Randy Quaid thinks "Hey, somebody just complimented me!"

Champeen?! Well la-dee-da aren't we a mister pancy pants. Froot of the Loom ain't good enough for him!

I can't upvote this hard enough.

Hmm… Something that I felt, but could never quite put into coherent words. Now I can add this to the litany of What's Wrong With The Snyderverse. (It's like the rosary, but longer and with more guilt.)

Jebus, those remastered TOS effects are atrocious. I can't believe anyone thought that was a good idea.

So Zack Snyder has 3500 moms?

It's okay man, there's no such thing as two.

That's it! I'm naming my band New Murder Podcast.