Mario 64's castle and grounds was always really creepy to me as a teenager.

Giant Bowser at the end of New Super Mario Bros. Also Giant Mario in New Super Mario DS. I'm playing NSMB again and halfway through an underwater level I had a freak out about killing all the innocent fish dudes swimming by and had to turn it off. Yeah, I don't get it either. WTF, indeed.

no Will Arnett?! COME ON!

I didn't think the water scene was sexualised but more an expression that the girls were revelling in their freedom, which is contrasted with the harshness of the desert max is stumbling through covered in sand and dirt in that same scene and against the controlled rationing of the water to the populace earlier. the…

This was pretty great and I'm definitely convinced he'd be great Bond. I think Idris's Bond must get hospitalised at some point and Christoph Waltz's character just had someone bring a cardboard cutout to the secret lair for him to intimidate.

But… I like the ewoks. Oops.

I just learned both of those things!

Man when I found out Ralph Macchio from Karate Kid isn't Ralph Macchio comic book editor. I'd thought it really neat as kid that Daniel Larusso was editing the Fantastic Four comics and was responding to questions in the letters columns.

I always thought Killer Croc was a crocodile who got dunked in mutagen.

Can the villain be an android Harold Holt?

I loved that Ent joke.

SO WHERE WAS MY INVITE?!
I'm going to assume it was lost in the mail.

NBC execs broke the news to Bill Lawrence by playing this song.

Would people be upset if they changed Danny Rand's nationality?

I-0-I ><

Maybe he can appear but they dub him with David Prowse's voice?

Admiral Ramirez!

There's that Rob Liefeld comic Godyssey where Jesus fought Zeus.

come back John Matheson, all is forgiven!

I hate that one too.