For your health!

The best thing about The Eric Andre Show is the way it transitions. The "We'll Be Right Back's" get me every fucking bit, every. fucking. time.

I'm on board with this, but remember, for every movie that managed to pull off an anachronistic soundtrack that worked with the narrative like Django Unchained's did, there's a 2013 Great Gatsby hiding in the shadows.

They were really fun in elementary/middle school, and I return to them whenever I get nostalgic. But if you didn't play them then, you probably wouldn't like them now…you have to deal with corny disney tropes and corny final fantasy tropes, which essentially boil down to "go friendship!" And even if you can stomach…

When I bought the first Kingdom Hearts, I was still in elementary school and it made me feel many emotions that I couldn't quite process (I was still used to playing games like Spyro the Dragon, I didn't have time for things like "plot," beyond "get x amount of things" to do "y"). And when KH2 came out, things started…

Gucci Mane is why you love Spring Breakers.

Maybe he's not innovative in his sampling of esoteric beats, and maybe every sample isn't his idea, but there's definitely merit in him being able to package them within songs and albums so that they garner mass mainstream appeal. Not many rappers, or artists I guess have or have had the level of influence Kanye has.

Sexy lagoon?! Sounds a lot like where YOU'RE from! HA!

At the risk of sounding like a Kanye West stan, I think you have to give the dude more credit. I wouldn't call West a genius, but he has an amazingly innovative style, in that he creates hip-hop by bending and blending the genre. His predecessors mainly used soul, funk, even jazz to make their beats -and that's pretty…

Gonna play Galaga. Gonna get me a persian rug where the center looks like Galaga.

You'd give him good honest christian work when he's fallen on hard times?

Nah, but you will need to have frosted tips.

Love me some Flying Lots, especially his new album "You're Dad!"
…Okay sorry…..

The more and more I read about Lena Dunham the more I agree with her being mediocre and myopic, and honestly, I had a revelation just now that she might actually be Dennis Reynolds from Its Always Sunny.

Well, its here now.

Then nevermind!

I appreciate the hoping. I was being half glib. There's an obvious demand for these movies, but I was using a bit of hyperbole in pointing out that nobody wanted them, mostly because Prometheus was a late and generally perceived as mediocre "installment" (fine, its not a sequel) in the Alien franchise -at least…

Prometheus 2.

Syfy's the perfect location for sequels no one asked for, and Ridley Scott's the perfect director for making sequels no one wants! SYNERGYYYYY

Wellllllllllll, the fact that Vice is partly owned by Fox which has raised its value to about 1.4 Billion is probably the closest translation of those very words.