If it wasn't "Pat" it would be something else, which sucks either way. Assholes will be assholes no matter what. Sorry you have to go through that shit. It's embarrassing to be human sometimes.

The thing isn't even a juicer. It's a squisher.

What they learned is that whether or not people like a movie after they've seen it is irrelevant, because over $300 million domestic and over $800 million worldwide will keep food on Goyer's table for a long time.

I didn't like nor 'get' this movie at all, but the cinematography and lighting were noticeably great. Plenty of difficult shots in low light, shot digitally no less. Chris Nolan just has to admin that film is done.

Correction: The NHL Winter Classic isn't an exhibition game, it's a regular season game, worth 2 or 3 points to the team that prevails.

It's been common practice for, oh, two decades or so, that corporations that wish to maintain a certain reputation buy up all the negative domains that refer to their important IP. I've worked for a big media company that had hundreds of them. Others I have first-hand knowledge of own thousands.

That's just silly. Everyone knows dogs don't have souls.

Because there's a 'kick' to it. Get it? Kick? Donkey?

Except for Viggo. I think it's in his standard contract rider that his schlong gets at least 10 seconds of screen time in every movie he's in. (See Captain Fantastic. It's … fantastic.)

This is going to sound dumb, and maybe this could be categorized as more of a "best use of 3D as a blatant gimmick", but San Andreas was pretty good in 3D. Since it's largely CG the destruction looked pretty great. The part where the boat flips over and destroys the Golden Gate Bridge was a thing of beauty.

I had to stop it about 10 seconds in and go find some porn with boobs in it to wash my eyes out.

Protip. Don't let the dude sing. Nobody wants to hear that.

Album title is misspelled twice in the headline and tag. Just sayin', AV Club editorial.

The Middle is probably the most consistently well-written show on TV. They really earn the moments like this by playing the long game and developing the characters over the course of multiple seasons.

They are still around, at least in California, but they're always attached to a Dairy Queen.

Some you you sound like your heart's not into it. I busted my collarbone in March and haven't been back on the ice since. It's driving me nuts.

I'm 6'2", 240 pounds, an not a terrible skater. I'm really good at 'accidentally' ringing the bell of 'those' a-holes within the confines of the rules of a non-contact league. Every team should have someone like me on it.

Or Goon, which not enough people saw.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration, a real, live dinosaur.

I wonder if they're counting only people that watched it start to finish. I've watched the first minute or so of it about a dozen times because it auto-plays on the new Roku app, which is a huge piece of shit and it's almost not even worth dealing with it just to watch Seinfeld.