You know it's a bad episode when they can't even get comedy out Wil Wheaton guest starring. His presence usually makes for the best episodes.

The Charlie Brown bit in the beginning raised the entire episode an entire letter grade for me. Especially Hope in the Woodstock outfit with the CD timed to make bird noises for her at the appropriate moment.

I kept waiting for them to at least say that they thought he could enlist with a parent's permission - which I think might actually be true? It felt like maybe that scene had more to it that got left on the cutting room floor.

I think something really interesting was done with this episode, and I believe the writers did it intentionally.

Although the inexplicable shoehorning of a WWE wrestler into the show could only improve it.

It's hard to believe how long he's been underwhelming us in ensemble casts.

Lucky and John Redcorn post-affair were the best characters on KoTH, mostly because they didn't get overused. My favorite is still the episode where they find the kickball in the alley and all the adults form teams to play, and Redcorn is just terrible.

Didn't care for the way they wrote Kevin out but I am excited to see Steven Pasquale and I hope he is sticking around. He was always consistently funny on Rescue Me.

"Wear the stupid helmet"?

Wait, she's managed to keep her clothes on through all these seasons? That has to be some sort of True Blood record.

She got it playing - Rock Me Amadeus started playing, that's why Burt ran out of the room saying that line about one-song foreplay.

I can't remember the exact line but Kadeem actually does say something about how they'll cover the startup costs plus take over the lease in addition to the $1M. So they would basically break even on the entire deal and then walk away with $1M.

Jesse Plemons definitely needs to get more work. And no, Battleship does not count.

Wait - so is Gail's Tits one of the contestants, or are we just talking about Gail's tits?

"And my ancestors were German, and you know how well they get along with Asians, just look at WWII! OMG!"

I would be willing to get a Morton's Salt Girl tattooed on the body part of their choosing, excluding face, if they would like to shove some of that excess cash my way.

So laid off Variety writers just troll other entertainment sites hoping someone will offer them a job?

I know the kinda/sorta Whitney Houston tribute was supposed to be Mercedes singing "I Will Always Love You" and the dedication at the end.

Hate to be that guy, but: 
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They've gotten very lazy about that joke in general. Now they don't even bother to point out that he's drunk, they just stick an alcoholic drink of some sort in his hand and then write the scene without the "no speaking" restriction. It's a terrible premise that should have been written out after the first season.