God, remember that qualified as a scandal in their eyes? Or the time he saluted an officer with a coffee cup in his hand? "Outrageous! Disrespectful! So un-presidential!"

Totally unintended, but I'll take that upvote because I'm as pathetically needy as the Shithead-in-Chief.

That's the most galling part. Fucker could go to the Super Bowl and later claim all the people in the stadium came out specifically to see him wave during halftime.

Oh, they're still out there, flooding the FB pages and comment boards of the "failing" media that are probably the only ones they know of outside their local penny-savers and KKK newsletters.

"And then I put my finger right in here. I'm telling youse guys, it was tremendous, just amazing."

Really bummed to hear about this. In my former job as an office drone, I had a computer with the standard complement of MS programs, including Paint, but none of the fancy software our office had to pay licences for. Whenever I was bored to tears and decided to make good use of my time with some personal blogging,…

I watched the show when it was on. Ergo and ipso facto, I'm the reason he's president now. Sorry, everyone.

"The cape-and-tentpole franchise model’s dependence on exhausting, super-saturated, sycophantic hype is beginning to screw itself over, as this month has seen two big releases plummet abruptly."

All fall before the White Walkers: the Starks, the Lannisters, everyone. In the final chapter, the Night King surveys the frozen wasteland that was once King's Landing, then enters the throne room, stands on the Iron throne, and says to the assembled wights,

"I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'…

Resolved: threats of violence against an author's person are the wrong way to inspire him to work faster. Maybe. Possibly.

Hey, it's called having a disability. I smote that orange asshat when he made fun of a disabled person, don't make me get out my smitin' stick a second time.

"You were named after the blurgnarg….?"

An evil real estate developer with a bug up his ass about alien immigrants, you say?

That's great; you guys should be proud of yourselves. BUT WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN?

Yeah, her options right now are either plead mea culpa and admit she doesn't really know for sure Santa Claus is white, or lean in and go all the way with the crazy shit by co-hosting with Alex Jones.

Yes. Yes, I do.

"Seeing the fire truck ladder outside her window, Melania makes a break for it…"

Not "American Dreamz" with a Z? I guess Betsy didn't get final edit approval on the press releases.

((Zaps with eye-lightning, dares anyone else to bring it up))

Note I said "little," as in I recognized her as a fellow human being despite her many flaws and felt some modicum of compassion for watching someone in an arena where they were clearly not capable of defending themselves. But yeah, even that smidgen of sympathy is gone now.