Quiet, I'm trying to flirt with the cute girl dressed up as a squirrel here.

Unless it applies to his entire presidency.

Can you legally call it a combover if you can't actually get a comb through it?

Hey, Squirrel Girl, I've got some nuts for you!

And we can only hope it was big and heavy, about forehead level, and Duke was walking as briskly as one could without it being considered running as to allow for maximum cranial damage within the parameters of the setup line.

And have natural looking hair.

SoCal, so pretty much the same thing this past week.

Hey, I'm colorblind. I don't look at someone and see their "color". I just see abominations…

That was my experience as well. It's also why I didn't get past the first semester of sophomore year.

I've never had luck with pulled pork in the pressure cooker, but I do great with the slow cooker. Try it with just the meat, some salt and pepper and two bottles of plum sauce.

Took my son to what was essentially college freshman pre-orientation. Of course they screwed up and have him in the incorrect type dorm room, so he still doesn't know where he'll be. But he got acquainted with lots of the support staff so he should be well prepared once school starts. And oh yeah, it was 109 degrees…

San Fernando Valley?

Why is the default assumption that the presence of a soul is what makes someone good and prevents them from doing evil?

She's all the proof I need to prove the non-existence of the soul.

Hot dogs are tomorrow night to eat while watching the All-Star Game.

It's Jimmy Fallon in drag?

Oddly enough, my wife and seem to be on the same schedule as the reviews. We watch an episode, then the next day the AVClub review appears. We watched The Christmas That Almost Wasn't last night and it was like Christmas in July. Of course, I'm an atheist and not a fan of Christmas in any month, but if Christmas…

They're just engaged, not married yet. I haven't any report of a date having been set, so they could easily wait a year or more. He proposed after three months of dating, which for some people may be plenty of time to determine that your special someone is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. I…

A sequel done right could be good. Does fame and money go to Adonis' head? Does it affect his relationship with his girlfriend? Maybe it takes meeting Drago to deflate his ego and bring him back to earth.

Well, we waited a while before getting married, we were 23 and 24. But part of my perspective was based on self-doubt, thinking I'd never be able to do any better. That's a pretty bad reason to go through with a marriage. And later on, I did much better.