Scully was interviewed around the first week of the season and he said he discovered he doesn't enjoy watching baseball. He enjoys announcing it, but not watching it as a fan.

Three years ago, my son was 14, one of our owners couldn't make the auction so my son handled it for him. The next year he was my assistance GM and we prepared and ran the team together. Last season at 16 he got his own team and finished 4th out of 10.

You may have me beat too. I've only been playing roto since 1995. And only NL-only auction keeper leagues.

That's what I love about baseball. Even Vin Scully said one of the things that kept him going for 67 years was knowing that at each game there's the possibility of seeing something he'd never seen before, and he literally had seen just about all there is to see, at least until five runs scored on four wild pitches by…

I found it preferable to 70's Marcia Brady and Dorothy Hamill styles.

Nah, my relationship with reality is tenuous enough as it is.

I wasn't impressed.

That whole story was doomed, considering it all began when God raped Mary.

Dan who?

Try finding Maron's interview on Colbert's show from earlier this week, because you're right, Maron brought a lot of himself and his experience to the role, down to details such as exactly how his character would snort coke. I was impressed that he put that much effort into it.

Agreed. I saw Al the first time in 1984 and then again last summer with my two kids. At this rate I'll go see him again in 2048 with my grandkids.

They're just trying to drum up public sympathy, as in "Look at this British pansy picking on our old, feeble, beloved boss." It won't work…

Agreed. Until Men of a Certain Age I thought Romano was another Seinfeld, limited to just playing himself with a narrow acting range. Not that Everybody Loves Raymond was bad, but it clearly didn't show what he was truly capable of.

Finally had a moment to check. It actually does exist, Y60.7, and this link even has mortality statistics.

Damn, I bet there's even an ICD-10 code for "Death by Enema."

Arby's is cheaper than the stuff you have to buy at the pharmacy the night before a colonoscopy and tastes almost as good.

Where is Forrest MacNeil when you need him?

Remember when Carl's Jr. named their "Six Dollar Burger" ironically because no burger ever cost that much except at sit-down restaurants?

Oh, she has more than decent legs… wait, that's not what you meant, is it?

She probably made a ton, likely as much as if not more than Chris Pratt for that out-of-suspended-animation-in-a-spaceship movie, which nobody gave a shit about.