Calm down. That's not until the sequel.

Forget "entirely possible." Let's go with "extremely likely."

When most of your on-camera work is done either naked or wearing a pizza delivery uniform, I think it's more appropriate to use the word "performer" rather than "actor".

Day-Lewis has been playing in the NBA under the name "Kevin Durant" for the last several years. He's very method.

If he announces he wants to change his career focus to puppetry, we'll know what's really happened.

There's a similar feature on most modern ovens that will keep it in "warm" mode for up to 24 hours or so, enabling them to have warm food without turning the oven on or off. Otherwise all ovens are required to automatically turn off after something like seven or eight hours if it hasn't been adjusted in all that time…

It does kind of explain why there are so many Jewish lawyers and accountants. When your religion says it's OK to find loopholes in God's law, I can see gravitating to occupations where finding loopholes is also encouraged.

Her?

I'm saving my movie ticket money for "Ass." That flick is going to win all the Oscars.

And makeup so thick she can't go anywhere the temperature is over 82 degrees.

The first year and a half Seth was actually very open and personal. After the monologue he'd just talk about something from his personal life. He had his parents and brother on as guests often. Now that he's focused more on current events there's far less time for that. Though he does seem to want to keep the…

Ugh, imagine the groupies…

You're probably right. I tend to just lump everything from that cesspool into one giant ball of shit anyway.

He's also going to rail on Roger Ailes who can't defend himself. Not that anything the fat fuck ever did is defensible, except for shit-canning O'Reilly.

That scene was too reminiscent of the scene toward the end of Total Recall where they used a similar holographic projection device to fool their enemies.

What? Stylistically, TNG couldn't have been any more anti-Star Wars if they tried.

If your smart TV doesn't have an app for it, and you don't have a box like an Apple TV or Roku, you can stream it to your phone, tablet or computer and send it to the TV via Chromecast.

5. No decent lawyers will do what the client says when it's not in the client's best interest.

Reasons Trump's lawyers suck:
1. Good firms wanted to be paid up front.
2. Good firms don't want to sully their reputation by associating with Trump.
3. Good firms are already involved in one of the 3500 plaintiffs already suing Trump.

Keith Olbermann nailed it when he compared Sekulow to Nathan Thurm, the weaselly lawyer played by Martin Short on SNL. It was a perfect comparison, picture and all.