Oh, and I guess she didn't grab enough pussy for Middle America's liking.

Canadian Bacon Tastes Better than Trump Steaks!

Well, Trump won Utah because even though they didn't like him, Hillary couldn't be trusted with classified information and she was likely to provoke America's enemies into war, remember? Plus the way she spoke down to people was so off-putting because she acted like she knew everything, when it's clear people would…

I thought it was their program content that was designed to induce panic. "There's a black president!" "They're coming to take your guns away!" "Every expectant mother is being forced to have an abortion!"

OK, fine, morbidly obese southerners and Scotsmen.

Wouldn't something not Nazi just be "zi"?

Exactly. That's why even though Fox News gets high ratings, their ad rates are not that much higher than MSNBC or CNN. The average Fox News viewer is 114 years old and will not entertain the idea of trying a new toothbrush, tasting a new breakfast cereal or buying a new car since the probably can't drive. Instead, ads…

Well, the media has led me to believe that the morbidly obese southerners are proud of their physiques while Yankees are properly ashamed.

As long as it's not Ganesha. I doubt I'd be able to suppress the laughter at a multi-armed elephant.

At least Spicer looks like he could safely stand next to an open heat source and not have his face melt off.

Didn't she even claim to have Multiple Personality Disorder once?

“If you think we screwed up the ending this year, wait until you see what we have planned for the 90th anniversary show!"

I'm guessing it's all part of giant money-laundering schemes. If you've illegally obtained $10mil you've got to make it look legit somehow. So you run it through one of Trump's companies and arrange to pull out half of it before the bankruptcy occurs so looks legal on paper. Then you've got $5mil legal money.

I don't think he could pull off playing Bud Bundy.

Stolen from Carlos Mencia?

I was about to say I think CBS cancelled that show as well…

Moo. Baa. Cluck. It's a Children's Petting Morning zoo.

How many people watch shows when they air any more anyway? I couldn't tell you the time slot of most of the shows on my DVR list.

Maggie Simpson.

Or a different director. The best review of A Million Ways to Die in the West I saw said that either the actor MacFarlane needed a better director to work with or the director MacFarlane needed a better actor to work with.