Considering that Letterman is his hero, and Dave didn't seem to ever be satisfied with anything he did, Norm's comments seem appropriate.

If only Colbert had said "Trump is the pussy for Putin's cock" there'd have been no way for Trump to reply.

I love the stories in Greg Graffin's bio about how when he'd be teaching a class, each first session there'd be kids in their laptops in the back of the room calling up YouTube videos of Bad Religion.

Oops, I should've been clearer that I was referring to Demetri Martin's Important Things. My bad. Thought I was replying to a different comment that mentioned it.

I recall being surprised at the cross-section of people I knew who found the show on their own and enjoyed it. My 13 year old daughter, a crusty 60 year old co-worker, and so many more I'd never have expected from someone who seemed like he was being marketed to a niche crowd.

He's not all that fond of atheists either…

Plus, it's not all that hard. All he has to do if flip the channel to Fox News then toss the remote. Then he'll never hear anything bad about himself.

Well, with most companies you'd be lucky to get a $10 card. But considering Harvey makes millions, for him to drop a quick $2500 on 50 $50 gift cards is ass-wiping money. Besides, he'd probably take it out of the show's budget anyway.

That was so he'd be able to tell if the staff was trying to poison him by sprinkling it with Roach Prufe powder. It was harder to spot among the multi-colored M&Ms.

This is exactly the type of information that should be disseminated at a staff meeting, not via memo. Have everyone huddle around, then Harvey can explain to everyone that he needs to be able to focus on the show without interruption. Give a few examples of things that he'd prefer they make an appointment for, who…

Curry just needs to see Trump's doctor and he'll become the healthiest man on the planet.

Yeah, which is worse, not understanding the president means when he's talking to the country about fucking us over or understanding perfectly what the president means when he's telling us how he's going to fuck us over?

That's my dream scenario as well, mostly because it will also leave the stench on Pence and all of Trump's other supporters, giving them less solid ground to stand on when trying to push through their equally odious agendas.

I was referring to Miller supporting garbage legislation like the Patriot Act and increased surveillance after 9/11. As for the NRA, fuck them all to hell.

No, it would have been a fond memory if it had happened to my brother.

I did that when I was eight. We got one of the first electric ranges with the concentric heating elements. My mother had taken something off the burner on medium heat, so it didn't appear glowing hot as it would when set on high. I needed to get something toward the back of the counter, and rested my hand full on the…

I thought the shoulder pads and big hair were the only redeeming qualities of the original.

Well, you need someone who can balance the ticket. So the most anti-Rock person I can think of who is still inherently likeable is Jack McBrayer.

But it's voluntary ignorance, and that is the worst form of evil. People who lock themselves into a belief or a position then refusing to even acknowledge facts that could prove them wrong are the biggest danger to everyone because they also vote.

I'd watch CSI: Mega City One.