I often see the first five minutes because we've set the DVR to record a few minutes past the end of Jeopardy since out local station will sometimes let the local news run long, delaying the start. And it blows. I get the idea they get their contestant pool by taking the people who scored the lowest on the Jeopardy…

The puzzles on Wheel of Fortune have gotten so obscure and ridiculous that every time a contest guesses at one it sounds like a question already.

Trebek hosted Wheel once and Pat and Vanna were the contestants. It was not entertaining.

I am pretty sure it's just him. He used to get in some good cracks back when he was a contestant on Jeopardy. And his one-off tweets are funny, but so are the running conversations with others like Andy Richter and Michael Ian Black.

He's written several "junior genius" books for kids. I think he gets speaking engagements as well.

I think Jennings is pissed because he wants the job once Trebek retires.

I am sure that Karen Gillan spent hours yelling "I shaved my head for this?" at her agents after the first film came out. Covering her hair with a blue bald cap would not have made any difference.

Don't worry, she spends half the movie in a coma. I think she can lay still convincingly.

Campaigning is the only thing Trump has been successful at since deciding to run, so he figures he'll keep playing to his strengths.

Then who's been posting under your Disqus account that entire time you were in the coma?

At this point I just hope the movie can live up to its hype.

Unfortunately, I know Childrens Hospital Los Angeles all too well as my son was a patient there and still gets treatment on an outpatient basis. They rely heavily on corporate donations to offset their costs. The main cafeteria on the first floor is the "HBO Cafe" or something like that, and there are touches like…

All they have to add to WW is a whoopee cushion and squirting lapel flower and the movie will be funnier than anything DC has put out so far.

And that's why you'll never find a husband to take care of you.

That idea stinks!

Col. Potter is not going to be happy with him.

Because that way you'll get the sandwich exactly the way you want it without the woman imposing her stupid sandwich ideas on yours. None of that cutting off the crusts or cutting it diagonally shit!

I can't even.

I didn't get paid because I forgot to check in at the protest.

How's the weather in Vladivostok today?