I remember Lauren Graham did a few episodes of NewsRadio and I knew she'd make it really big some day.

She's more qualified, having actually worked hard for a living at one point.

I recall the cloth map that came with the old Ultima series on computer games for the Apple II/Atari/Commodore machines. You really needed that map to play so it was quasi-effective copy protection and gave you something tangible to hold on to.

Yeah, so was so method he insisted on the crutches and limp be part of the character.

That sounds kind of redundant.

Well, he wanted to play it as Bill Cullen, but the impression was lost on too many people.

But his Unknown Comic is blind and doesn't know he's wearing a bag on his head.

You've got no proof! Wow, it's catching on already…

A Trump supporter in my office tried to compare Trump's speech patterns, or more accurately, the lack thereof, to Obama's ummm's and pauses. All I had to do was ask him "Did you ever once not understand what Obama was saying, even with the pauses?" and the conversation was over.

And don't forget the ridiculous combover to cover his massive bald spot. He probably ensures something like this every day: https://www.youtube.com/wat… (For those who are click-averse, it's a video from Penn & Teller's Bullshit where another magician with a huge combover shows how he does it. It's hilarious. Just go…

Those are annoying, but you can usually still diagram their sentences and parse out what they really mean. Try doing that with Trump's speech patterns sometime. I'm sure English teachers across the country are throwing up their arms in disgust.

I thought the tool for destroying the English language was Donald Trump.

The happiest is George W. Bush, who will no longer be considered the most inept President in American history.

Bigly.

You mean by the congress with the Republican majority, many of whom think he's doing a great job and in some cases isn't being draconian enough towards the American people? I don't see that happening…

Let's get to the root of the matter. The bitch has never worked a real day of work in his life. He's always been his own boss, set his own hours and did what he wanted. He was accountable to nobody, now suddenly he finds he has duties and responsibilities he can't just delegate away and the people to whom he is…

I'd settle for Peabody and Sherman.

Wasn't that the logic of one of the Lethal Weapon movies? "These guys are dangerous on the streets, let's make them captains!"

Have you seen him lately? I think he's already got it.

I guess he never saw any of the before/after pictures of Clinton, Bush and Obama.