No, because they'll just keep making up new lies to rile up the masses. They're really good at that.

They might as well call it StromFrontTV. It's catchier and more accurately describes their content anyway.

Please don't get my hopes up like this.

No, that's Trump's cabinet. RIMSHOT!

OCP is not going to like Google moving into their turf.

Love Sneakers. But to me that's cyber-paranoia. There was no internet when it came out.

Because he was a huge fucking rabbit. The ice is to keep his corpse fresh until he's delivered home.

Like the Undersecretaries for Commerce and Energy are named Badenov and Fatale?

Sorry, the "debugging" scenes with Fisher Stevens typing away at a keyboard while the screen looks like he's playing some cavernous flight simulator games are intolerable. Then there's Penn Jillette whose every moment on camera says "I know jack about computers but I know this is bullshit and I hope my paycheck…

Ever since they learned that Earth girls are easy they haven't left our planet alone.

I'll stick with "The Net" for my internet paranoia film needs, thank you very much. Besides, Dennis Miller gets killed in it, so that's a bonus.

Well, "close" is relative. We could just say "second coolest" and there'd still be a huge charisma chasm between Biden and Kaine, but Kaine would still have more engaging than any other past VPs or current VP candidates.

Stupid Flanders

Between this, Doctor Strange and Trainwreck, I have completely forgotten what Tilda Swinton really looks like.

I listen to every single one of Gilbert's podcasts. The last three (two mini-episodes about one-hit wonders and a full length with songwriter Jimmy Webb) have included a lot of Gilbert singing. Today's featured his rendition of "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia," among other punishments. I dare you to sit…

Wasn't Gilbert Gottfried the voice of Clippy? If so, I really don't want to hear the sounds of him going through labor.

I can separate the waning disco era from the nascent new punk. Even if they overlap, I can still condemn one without condemning the other.

Somehow you've successfully removed the stain of the late 70's disco era from your memory, because clearly nothing was below that.

You make that sound like a bad thing.

The "Swallow" family? Yeah, that wasn't chosen to get some easy laughs.