I look forward to the many impressions Spacey will do, leaving us with the idea that had he wanted, he could've been the next Frank Gorshin. (Actually, I've always thought he'd be great hosting the Oscars, and he could really work in the impressions there.)

Could be worse. Until recently he seemed like he was the guy who would always insist on picking up the bar tab for everyone.

I was about to enter a divorce settlement meeting with my lawyer, my ex and her lawyer. Before the meeting started, my lawyer asked if I was a good actor and I told him I was. He said when they make an offer, if it was above a certain amount to pound my first on the table, get up and storm out. I told him if that was…

He is. He did well.

If the Catholic League is calling it trash, then I'm buying my ticket today!

He's on the writing staff. Just about all of their writers show up on camera at some point.

Or does Kenneth play Jack?

Ah, Jack McBrayer, the 21st Century Don Knotts. My kids were 14 and 11 when Conan did his "Not Allowed to be Funny on TV Tour" and my daughter was the happiest when McBrayer made a cameo on stage. I've raised two strange kids…

Apparently they began a second season and just gave up. There was supposed to be more, though I'm thankful for the treasure we got.

No, I mean that orange makeup and the fright wig. You'd think he'd take that stuff off when he wasn't in supervillain mode.

Does anything sound more refreshing than "milk drink"?

If that were true you think he'd at least make his villain costume different than his civilian appearance.

If you don't think this movie will be great then the court will find you non compus Mantis.

Weird Al did a parody of "I Think I'm Alone Now" called "I think I'm a Clone Now." I got the reference. And my point was that if you were going to use that as the title of the movie, al would want his cut.

Weird Al Yankovic wants royalties.

The force doesn't kill people. People who use the force kill people.

And that distraught youth's name is Eric Trump.

Eggs will be handed out by Sesame Street's newest character "Fuck Me Elmo."

Calgon, take Tulse away… please.

Winner!