Neither is the McDonalds kitchen.

I bet Theron looks good in stripes.

In Soviet Russia, car drives boy. And in places here in America with self-driving cars.

And they still managed to get Helen Mirren and Charlize Theron.

Apparently he stood the whole time.

Bannon looks like what Vincent D'Onofrio's character in Men In Black would look like if he wore Philip Seymour Hoffman's skin.

First time I heard of him I was in an airport waiting area, making small talk with fellow passengers because cell phones had not come along yet to relieve us of the burden of communicating directly with others to pass the time. We'd been discussing several topics when someone asked if any of us has seen "The Rock." I…

"Now seems like a good time to shit on Steve Bannon, who might get fired"

And who owned the most shares in the diaper rash cream producing companies? None other than Dr. Raymond Cockteau himself. Now it all beings to piece together…

OK, this is going to hurt, but I want to defend Schneider in Judge Dredd. I certainly can't do that for anything else he's done. But in this one he's the audience's surrogate, basically addressing the fact that so much of what we're seeing is stupid and that we should just go along for the ride and not question…

At least you can get those with beer. With Taco Bell you have to get drunk before eating there.

That must be why the Soviet bloc dropped out of the '84 games.

And Shakes the clown was the best alcoholic clown movie of 1991. The bar wasn't set very high…

Doesn't the undigestible Taco Bell do its own scraping on the way out?

His lawyer will draw First Blood.

I'm amazed the movie didn't win an Oscar.

It belongs in the Stallone canon with Judge Dredd. I can watch those two back to back all day.

Shouldn't all restaurants be Taco Bell by now?

He inherited his father's inability to duck.

Sounds like good material for a sitcom: A family home building business decimated by the housing crisis deals with their failing business amid their family dysfunction. I'll call it "Fuck you, Bush!"