Or collect in a bag.

Hooker, singular. There are some times in life when you have to take quality over quantity.

Her face will go the same way as Emporer Palpatine, all warped as the hate flows through her…

For Lahren's Pleasure? I'm pretty sure she only derives pleasure from the screams of children dying due to lack of healthcare.

The same committee that brought us the Pontiac Aztek.

I'm colorblind. Beige is fine. I can find better uses for that $400.

So what you're saying is this is the third time SNL has referenced the AV Club?

If anything, I bet that was probably to protect Louis, not condemn him in any way. If she's only been showing the short when she's been there to screen it, and he hasn't been near her in a year and a half, then it's unlikely that he's even seen her short in the first place. Then she references an unnamed…

We don't know what Louis knew, you know?

I give 1 extra points for trying to be science-fiction-y instead of star-trek-y. But how can you say it's worse than "let's go camping and fall off a cliff" and "wait, spock has a brother he never mentioned in thirty years?"

2,4,8,6,3,1,7,9,10,5.

Normally, they retire when they notice the quality of their work is declining. How can anyone tell if Shatner's acting is declining?

OK, the tweet from the Dept. of Defense was rather classy.

Here's a great litmus test. Anyone who liked this comment is at least 45 years old.

Only that it took so long for him to say something this astoundingly tone deaf.

That's next to the Wetzel's Pretzels?

Not to sound like I'm defending Spicer, which is, I think, impossible to begin with, but I believe the quote was that Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on his own people. Of course, that's total bullshit too.

I thought we were supposed to hate the system that would let her mother shamelessly exploit her daughter like that by celebrating negative and destructive behavior.

I'm sure my in-laws do. They're funny that way. I just accuse them of making up shit as they go along.

That bone looks tasty.