I Love You, But I'm Not In Love WITH You, America.

She's the best kind of Jewish: an atheist.

He's just waiting for Don Rickles to die. Same way Kathy Griffin was next in line when Joan Rivers died.

Hell, I'm still waiting for Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League.

I just checked and saw that it airs at 1:30am in Los Angeles. I guess I can be excused for not having even been aware it was still on the air. Even so, does the syndicated version move as slowly as the prime time version used to, with about ten questions an hour at most that weren't the first few rounds of questions…

Agreed. The shows are getting too gimmicky these days. Besides Jeopardy, I think the only other true quiz show with questions and answers is "The Chase" on GSN.

We can all agree that the best ever is Animal yelling at us to "GO HOME, GO HOME!" at the end of The Muppet Movie, right? RIGHT????

So much for the theory that all of the Firefly posters in the background of the Deadpool teaser preceding Logan meant it was going to be Nathan Fillion…

The first hit is always free.

Seriously, can anyone name anything that Gilbert Gottfried made worse? Either it's good and he makes it better, or it's really bad and he's the high point.

One of the best episodes of Phineas and Ferb was titled "Finding Mary McGuffin." They left no trope unturned.

Don't worry, you'll be able to enjoy watching new episodes with your grandchildren and explaining how much better the show was back in the first eight seasons.

My entire knowledge of Korea comes from watching MASH. So you're saying they've advanced some? Because I'm pretty sure they all live in horrible huts and rely on their oxen to plow the fields and send their daughters out into the minefield first to ensure the oxen don't get hurt.

Given the date range, could be based on or inspired by Joan Rivers or Phyllis Diller.

I thought DeVito would play a peanut.

12 Parsecs?

I thought everybody did. Unfortunately, in my head, it was Daniel Stern as the pitching coach who'd taken one too many hits to the head from Rookie of the Year, inadvertently giving us a sad warning of what his co-star Gary Busey would be like shortly thereafter…

Screenplay by Tennessee Williams. Catering by Jersey Mike's.

We fail.

It's the American way.