Those Thanksgivings must suck. Hardwick complains about the post-Singled Out drunken stupor of his twenties, then his mother-in-law asks if he wants to hear how she spent her twenties…

Joel McHale, star of Ted? And a strange (even by their standards) episode of Phineas and Ferb?

The one word the best describes my beard when i grow it out is "rabbinical," which is the absolute last image I'll ever want to project.

Sponsored by Kerland/Jobe Orthopedic Surgeons.

Fucking butterflies!

Correction: 273 contestants have appeared on the series. The definition of "celebrity" could not be fairly applied to at least a third of them. Of course "Dancing With the Notables" would be a more accurate, though less exciting title.

And that's why a DVR and/or multiple Televisions is/are indispensable…

It was kind of you to stand still in that park and let them project movies on your forehead for the little kids.

My wife watches it and never shuts up about it. Can I get some pity too? Or perhaps the number of a good divorce lawyer?

It goes back to the start of Kimmel's talk show. On the very first episode he closed with "My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time." And he repeated that every show for years until Damon finally made an appearance. Apparently Damon loved the bit and let the schtick run as long as Kimmel could maintain it, and…

Sorry, my porn star knowledge ends somewhere in the early 90's, back when they at least tried to act as well as perform.

There's something that'll be in my google search history forever…

I was about to say the same thing. I just prefer my edible underwear to be made from radishes.

I can't help but think that if he's going to let his name be on it that Joss Whedon wouldn't be involved in some kind of creative control capacity. He doesn't seem the type to let his name be slapped on something then collect a paycheck like Stan Lee.

It's even better when much of your work is voice only so there's no wardrobe or makeup, no 5am set calls, no long delays between takes, etc.

Wow, 88 years old, and he pops up so frequently it seems like he never has a day off. I'm jealous of anyone who enjoys their job so much that they'd rather keep working than retire.

Then find some people who don't know that and read it to them. It's a public service.

Brian is Seth if Seth were only surrounded by yes-men who never told him when he was being a douche.

That was her subtle was of letting her co-worker know that he couldn't borrow the tape afterward because he had a betamax.

It's a fine line, no question. But the context has a lot to do with it. As long as the joke doesn't originate from a place of hate, it's usually safe. It's one thing to say "that group of people does funny things" but it needs to be clear that it's not being offered as a negative, just an observation. Hell, that's…