Poochie was her pilot.

Then Spock looked closely at the picutre then pulled Kirk aside and said "Jim, apparently in the alternate universe where Spock Prime originated, they never invented Rogaine."

Well, she's had to deal with her brother disappearing, her son turning to the dark side and her husband leaving and being killed by their son, so she's entitled to a few sips of chardonnay now and then…

"David Byrne launches weird performance art exhibit in Silicon Valley"

They should go the CGI route but only use actual dialog that Fisher has spoken in the last five years. They can use lines from talk show interviews and from her voiceover on Family Guy.

I went to a taping in august and I was so bummed that Pardo wasn't doing the warmup.

Hang around backstage so when you're alone with them later on the site of a tall, naked woman won't be surprising.

OK, we've got Danny Pudi, Alan Tudyk, Kate Micucci and Ron Funches in Powerless. The material had better not let them down because that's a great lineup to have in one show.

I wouldn't have been surprised if that was how Brian Williams came back to NBC.

Who were the nominees for Best Supporting Oxford Comma?

I'm referring to what you can get for the same money you'd spend at that White Castle. That prices at that particular Chipotle are somehow not staggeringly over inflated. If price isn't an object I can name several dozen places I'd rather eat in Vegas.

And their prices, rent on the strip being what they are, were astronomical. Best to walk a few extra feet north on the strip and take your chances at the Chipotle.

Don't discount the 3/$1.19 Taco Tuesday deal at Del Taco, another chain ubiquitous in SoCal, though I don't know how much they've permeated the rest of the country. It's nice to be able to hit their drive-through once every other month or so, order 21 tacos, dump them on the table for dinner and make the kids happy.…

Any time a quality, proven actor stinks in a project, blame the director for not getting a better performance.

Taking over for Carrie Fisher as Gen. Organa?

I believe the term for this type of establishment is "Breastaurant." The Tilted Kilt would also fit here.

Edison New Jersey dances at an entirely different club.

"Now you see it."
(hand waves)
"Now I see it."

Yes, because Star Labs' equipment isn't calibrated to measure something moving so relatively slow, i.e. 27mph.

Maybe you shouldn't have picked George Gobel. He's stronger than he looks.