But Trump hasn't caused any property damage. He's only damaged our collective national reputation, dignity and future.

But he really does only have three songs, right?

A venue where the general manager doesn't want to have to pay the crew overtime.

I'm really trying to come up with something references magicians hiding their doves before the big reveal, but I'm coming up blank.

Especially the religious ones. Think about it: If one of the participants isn't calling out to god by the time you're done sexing, you're doing it wrong…

Sometimes you just have to tell your friends they're being dicks. That's what true friends do.

Would you believe Jaye P. Morgan is still alive?

That's an easy one to get over. Just blame your parents.

The Marx Brothers used to performs their movies first as stage shows and their producer would time the laughs after each joke so when they filmed it them knew how long to pause.

I always thought it was just that they weren't good at putting spaces between their words.

At least you have feelings. I'm jealous. Oh, wait, is that a feeling?

It may be physically safe and effective, but there is clearly the potential for horrific side effects, specifically memory loss. Apparently she covered some of this in her recent book, but here's a link to Ken Levine's blog describing an abrupt end to his pen-pal relationship with Fisher and how the electroshock…

His artificial heart is powered by evil.

From Broadcast News:

I hate to be so blunt about this, but what's so hard to explain about his wife's cocaine-fueled paranoia?

Well, we can all agree we'd trust Tom Arnold sooner than we'd believe anything Breitbart publishes, right?

He never did fall, but until Up most everything he'd been doing for a long time was supporting roles and voice acting. Still all quality work to be sure, but he was rarely the center. And perhaps because he was always showing up somewhere we just take him for granted. Anything the others I listed (Brooks, Leachman,…

Ken Levine, writer of Cheers, Frazier and many more just put up a blog post detailing his penpal relationship with Fisher and how it ended. It's short and absolutely worth reading:

Yup. Still performing every so often, but seated the whole time and you get the impression he's hard of hearing. Kind of sad unless he's still enjoying himself. Rickles is in worse shape and still going.

He's in the National Treasure category for me. He might've fallen off a few years ago but Up cemented his place.