And Dick Van Dyke and Cloris Leachman and Mel Brooks and Ed Asner.

So, I wrote the following on 12/20 on AV Club's 2016 in Review thread. Fuck 2016…

When I become a supervillain I'm going to put my base of operations in the suburbs of Cleveland or Pittsburgh. (There was a classic issue of Spider-Man where he was stuck in the suburbs of Long Island and without buildings to swing from he had to rely on cabs and riding atop a bus.)

For a prissy Brit, that was gritty.

No, they botoxed her whole face. That shot is just her trying (and failing) to wink.

2016 has sucked so hard that this article was published on Dec. 20 and I bet there's still time for something completely new and unexpected to break into the top 10 on the list.

Yeah, but so is her dad. There's an awkward love triangle for you.

It felt that if Abe Vigoda could live forever so could any of us. Vigoda's seemingly endless life gave us all hope of immortality, even if our golden years would be spent doing little more productive than being dragged onto Conan O'Brien's show just to grin and wave at the audience to thunderous applause. With Abe…

Like somehow still garnering the respect of the public?

So I'm one of those strange parents who raised his kids on talk shows. Seriously, I'd record the Daily Show, Conan and Craig Ferguson and watch them the next evening with the kids from about the time they were 11 and 8. It was my sneaky way of forcing them to learn something about current events, as I'd question them…

What's so confusing about the concept of a workplace family comedy? Bob's Burgers, anyone?

I don't ever want to see Zephyria. It's more fun only hearing the ridiculous descriptions, sort of like Maris on Frazier.

TBS already has Conan to draw in the freckled demographic.

And the Braves were hilariously bad for many years.

Why did Will Smith do Suicide Squad? Because Chico needed the money…

Even creepier, Jagger is a great-grandfather. You never think of a great grandfather as dating anyone.

Just because two people feel some attraction and hook up does not make it a romance and doesn't define them as a couple. I believe the technical term is "fuck buddies."

I think Charles just got over Rosa. He's got his own woman now, knows Rosa is not interested in him and just compartmentalized it. Sure, he may still think of her when he's jerking off in the squadroom shower, but on the clock he's a professional.

I think it's Holt's easing up makes the others respect him more, so it's intentional on his part. Holt learned how to get the best out of his staff and treats each member differently.

But how much can Star Labs actually be worth after all of the lawsuits from the initial blast in Ep. 1 had been settled? Does Star Labs still do anything to generate income? Maybe there's earning from patents but there are likely liens against all future earnings as well from other victims of the blast.