"Damn, you really are the fastest man alive," she said dejectedly.

Should Asian women be angry or relieved that they don't appear to be represented in the photo at all?

"Jyll, 24, was once married to Kelsey Grammer."

And all restaurants will be Taco Bell.

This is my reminder that it's just 12 more days until Mark Evanier posts his annual reprise of his Farmer's Market encounter with Mel Torme and the Christmas carolers singing "The Christmas Song" to him. (Slight spoiler: Torme wrote the song and the singers had no clue who he was.)

"A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy" was a line from the Mos Eisley tourism bureau jingle. It's set to the tune of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes' big hit, "The Cantina Song." (Yes, I had to google that. I do have a life.)

Well, for all we know, Kenobi is the Smith/Singh/Wong of the Star Wars galaxy.

I wouldn't mind an Obi-Wan movie set between Episodes 3 and 4 since it means we wouldn't have meet a new main character. That's already done and they can jump right into the story, no exposition necessary. I doubt he spent 25 years sitting in a hut doing nothing except learning how to turn into a ghost when he finally…

As long as Gilbert Gottfried gets to reprise his role from Rogue One, I'm OK with it.

"We missed a scheduled pickup!"

There's a reason Gilbert initially wanted to call it "The Before It's Too Late Show." (See Carter, Jack and Schallert, William.)

And that curly hair was very absorbent, so soaking wet add another six pounds of water weight.

And nobody remembers him from a sitcom he did for seven years with David Spade. I don't think I ever saw a single episode and I don't even remember the title, yet it was on for seven years…

Fridays?

Exactly. Any list of best podcasts that does not include Gilbert Gottfried is a waste of time and i won't read it. There are certainly other funny podcasts out there, but this is the only one that should come with a warning to not listen to it while driving.

Hardwick started out doing game shows, but back then it was "We can't get anybody good, let's try that Hardwick kid." Now it's "Do you think we can afford Hardwick?" So at least that's forward progression.

Baldwin has a toddler and a newborn at home. I'm guessing he'd take any excuse to get out of the house. He's even doing more Match Game. (OK, he's surprisingly good at that and looks like he's having the time of his life, but I doubt "game show host" was on his career plan after "The Hunt for Red October.")

Oh, that's good to know. I thought I was getting cataracts.

I drive past the old Filmation building (Lindley and Sherman Way in Reseda, CA) every so often. Now it's a building housing a discount dentist and traffic schools. Granted, I'm sure if the dentist and traffic school teachers tried hard they could make a cartoon just as good as Filmation used to.

"I have AIDS."