If you believe that people are free to behave as they want, even in the United States, then you are thoroughly delusional. It's getting easier but there is no way of knowing what the true percentage of the population is LGBTQ until being able to say "I'm gay" is as easy as saying "I don't like brussels sprouts"…

Johnathan, many who would fall under the LGBTQ umbrella have been in forced self-denial because of prevailing societal morals.The difference is that as religious loses it's stranglehold on morality, they will not have to remain closeted or deny their true nature. So even if only 5% of people today self0identify as…

I saw "The Aristocrats" in a theater in Santa Monica on opening day and other than Gilbert Gottfried's performance, I think that line from Silverman got the biggest laugh.

Joe Franklin would threaten to sue if you said a single negative thing about him. Kind of like Trump…

If there's anyone who remembers Plastic.com, they came up with a decent system for corralling chronic downvoters. Basically, only registered users could vote up or down, and you were limited in how many downvotes you could use each day. That way, in theory, the hope was that downvotes would be used judiciously.

OK, dystopian future based on ravages of global warming resulting from government negligence. So, it'll be set in 2019?

I think it's even more tortuous when he pours a shot of rum for his little troll doll but won't let you have any.

Not all assholes are homophobes, but all homophobes are assholes.

But that won't come close to undoing the damage to the environment caused by the chemicals he uses to keep his hair in that perfect visor/helmet shape. Seriously, for all of the sexist crap that flew around during the campaign, it will take longer for Trump to have his hair done every day than it would have for…

I'm ridiculously sensitive to certain smells, including curry and pickles. Because of that I won't go to Indian restaurants or Jewish delis where those two scents are unavoidable. So perhaps there's some Indian food I'd like outside of an Indian restaurant assuming nobody i was with got curry, but it's not worth the…

Well, I think he shot them in the leg to incapacitate them, not kill them. The surprising part was that even after being shot themselves, the henchmen didn't still shoot Gordon.

Cameron, on the off chance you find the nerve to scan these comments, I've only been hanging around here for a year or so and wasn't aware that you even had a column here. My college age daughter has more than hinted that she's gay and there's pretty solid evidence on her social media, but she hasn't fully come out…

Not only would the neighbors look away, but on the rare occasion that police would show up, the first question they'd ask the wife is "So, what happened, did you burn dinner or something?"

Six milliseconds is more than enough time to encapsulate all that is great, or even merely good, about Trump. Go…

Contrary to the review, there's nothing that says an invasion is four weeks away. It just says they're coming in four weeks. On this show, it could just as easily mean that the aliens' supervisor is coming to do an annual employee review.

Sorry, I'm actually more afraid of Mike Pence in the Oval Office.

No way, Larry King is immortal as long as he keeps getting to weekly supply of virgin blood. He mixes it into a Rob Roy.

I'm a Dietrich in a Fish's body.

There was another that could have been a backdoor pilot for a Wojo spinoff that showed him and his girlfriend in his apartment.

I think in the entire run of the show they left the squadroom less than a dozen times. There were no flashbacks, no cutaway gags, no fantasy sequences, no fancy camera work and no special effects. It probably was more like a stage play than any other show in the history of TV.