The only acceptable reason I'll accept for the Toy Story 4 delay is that Rashida Jones doesn't have time to work on the script because TBS has ordered a hundred more episodes of Angie Tribeca.

Otis was never this competent when he was working for Lex Luthor.

Don't ever let it be said that I'm not willing to be the straight man and tee up the jokes for others…

Well, considering how low the bar has been set in politics these days and the fact that the race is between two women, just ask yourself this: Whose pussy would you rather grab?

Mr. Schindler thinks you need to pay more attention to whose elevators you're using.

I'd have started charging $10 a head to let people take their own swings.

Exactly. His star was installed in 2007, and the Apprentice began in 2004, so this certainly does reek of promotional stunt.

My polling place is literally across the street from my house. The only election I've missed was when I broke my foot the day Schwarzenegger was elected and I've never forgiven myself.

Anyone with even a quasi-link to media fame can get one if they're willing to pay the Hollywood chamber of Commerce

Keith Olbermann sold his apartment just so he could move out of a Trump-branded building.

Hey, come on, if Californians don't vote then the wrong Democrat may be elected to the Senate. (Seriously, because of the open primary system implemented in California for senate races, the top two vote-getters appear on the November ballot and this year they're both Democrats.)

If he's a Californian he could already have mailed his ballot in.

I bet under Trump, Viagra would be covered with no co-pay.

I hope the axe is OK.

The problem they had with the first season is that they had to get you invested in the characters so that the blowing up on SHIELD would feel like a major event. They needed time to introduce the characters, give them purpose, direction, personalities, etc. If the creators hadn't done that then the HYDRA revelation…

I believe that's referred to as a "multiversal constant."

Oh, you blew the punchline. Spade's body language was not "shoot me now," it was "just shoot me"!

Come on, admit it, everyone wants to know who David S. Pumpkins is voting for.

Yeah, it seemed as if they felt they had to go in a completely different direction from when they tried the female character in 1984.

Perhaps it's related to the "Magical Black Man" trope, but at least the black president character was portrayed as calm and dignified, remaining above they fray, while those below him who schemed to keep him ineffectual scatter like roaches when the lights are turned on, revealing their true character.