Sure, the script is mostly the same each time, but to be fair, it took until what, the 57th sequel, to cast a woman in one of the lead roles? And the previous two finally had a black character, so they're finally changing it up a little bit, right?

I thought the race was officially called for Clinton shortly before the end of the third debate.

Actually, I think this might actually count as the 5th attempt. Previously there was:

Who says it has to be a new car? Well, besides the sponsorship money the producers are going to need to get this off the ground. So I'm predicting the new KITT will be a Hyundai Sonata!

You go to the ATM, punch in your code, then you get a check for $5 in the mail three days after your birthday.

That's Dr. Craig to you!

You are right about one thing: you don't understand. All of the major comics were created when the vast majority of characters were white, Christian males with attitudes towards women straight out of Mad Men. So creators have three choices now:

Gary Johnson, is that you?

Yet, if they created new characters just for the sake of creating new gay characters, then people would whine about the absence of their old, established characters. Do you just need to compartmentalize the hetero versions you've enjoyed and accept that there are going an endless number of parallel universes where the…

No major comics character created before what, 1990, was created as gay. Had they been created afterward it might have been different. So these versions of the Riddler, Penguin, etc., were created in 2014, and, in 2014, gay people shouldn't have to remain in the closet out of fear of bigots. As long as the ratio of…

Although we did still get the 597th scene of Thomas and Martha Wayne getting killed and her pearls hitting the ground.

When they get it on, they get off.

Next week on "Gotham: Asian Land War."

The onslaught must be maintained for the next two weeks. No quarter will be given.

Wasn't Cindy Williams, the Shirley of "Laverne and Shirley" on it as well?

John Fiedler looked to be 60 years old for about 60 years. Same with Charles Lane.

And that's the single most accurate thing he's said during his entire campaign.

Being Matthew Perry's stand-in during Friends must have been tough.

The funny thing is, that every other comedian who appeared in The Love Guru, such as, Stephen Colbert Jim Gaffigan, John Oliver, and Daniel Tosh had their careers supernova despite appearing in it.

It already exists. It's called CBS.