So, evil is a preservative? Is that how Twinkies have such a long shelf life?

Tell that to Jean-Luc Picard.

He probably added a nondisclosure agreement to the prenup.

Hillary also threw a few barbs at Rudy Guiliani who looked like he's rather be having a root canal and colonoscopy at the same time without anesthetic.

I'm guessing Trump already has a giant toilet. It's YUUUUUUUGE!

I'm guessing a pre-nup that would leave her virtually penniless is what's keeping it together as it is.

Like there's any possible way to confuse Nancy Reagan with Loni Anderson. I mean, Anderson has to be at least six inches taller, and I think she was blonde.

Well, there's funny "ha-ha" and there's funny "what the holy fuck?!".

Oh come on, that sandwich would be the Mike Pence, not the John Kerry. He mirrors the color spectrum of a Q-tip.

I never understood the fuss about the Howard scream. He was excited, rallying the crowd and it was a little goofy, but it was no Michael Dukakis in the tank or Sarah Palin saying, well, anything.

I thought TIna and Daffy was the better relationship. She seemed to enjoy the challenge of the reclamation project.

Kristin Wiig did a great job with the voice. Though really, she was really hot for a bunny otherwise there's no way that Bugs, the inventor of the carrot peeler, would date such a dimwit.

I can honestly say that I did not pay to see it in the theaters nor did I ever actively seek it out when it came to TV and home video. However, my daughter was born in 1996 and I'd guess that around the year 2000 she got a copy on VHS and watched it continuously until 2002 at which point it was passed on to her little…

It was Looney Tunes as if written by Larry David. Bugs was Jerry and Daffy was George and Kramer in one. There was one scene with Lola trying to find something in her purse and pulling out a Manu Ginobli basketball card felt absurdly satisfying. And Daffy finding his calling as a hairdresser for some reason…

The movie is about how Wonka has to simultaneously deal with the Oompa Loompa's union demands while setting up domestic and international distribution centers to get his candy to market, which of course means dealing with the truckers union, the dock workers union, the railways, etc., which are all run by the mob, of…

Daffy would get his head blown off by the world's most incompetent hunter while Bugs Bunny tells him he's a maroon.

Good rant, but you forgot to squeeze ISIS in there.

Yeah, if tape on Trump using the n-word were to leak then the last 27 African Americans who are planning to vote for him might change their mind. The rest of his supporters won't though. to them that just falls under "telling it like it is".

The right has been picking on Hillary from the time it was clear she was not going to be a first lady who just went from photo op to photo op and shared recipes with Women's Day magazine.

The article did say that Moore would be posting something shortly about streaming opportunities. He may make it free, he might charge a nominal fee to help cover the costs. This clearly isn't something he's trying to profit from. It's also something that he only put together in a few weeks, so to have to work with…