Has anyone ever just hawed without hemming?

The same way Trump can remember seeing things that never happened, like Muslims celebrating 9/11…

Don't forget Waller shooting her own staff who knew too much after she was rescued in Suicide Squad.

Some years ago we marveled that she could balance on any heels.

This has been a banner year for guys with pantsuit fetishes.

Yeah, by season 7 of Kimmy Schmidt she'll suddenly remember she had a baby while in the bunker and set off to find it.

Well, it kept Jack McBrayer off the streets, so that's a good thing.

Apparently he had the same kind of alcohol-induced anti-semitism that Mel Gibson had. Seriously, he blamed "the Jews" for the decline in his career, and would get quite vocal about it backstage at Hollywood Squares as it got later in the day since they tried to keep the stars liquored up.

Once ratings started falling Kirk and Spock would have shown up to boost the ratings. Except they wouldn't boost the ratings at all because Star Trek's ratings were low to begin with.

If anyone is a true fan of Hollywood Squares then you must listen to Peter Marshall on Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast for some great backstage stories, including the definitive version of what Paul Lynde said when he went into Golddiggers' dressing room. (For you yungun's, they were the dancing girls on…

I was really hoping for a 1970's style variety show format, something similar to what Bill Murray did for Netflix last year which I can only assume was done in exchange to call off a hit on someone in his family.

Yeah, but Al doesn't have to spend two hours in the gym each day to maintain his physique.

Oh, don't go starting on those wacky third-party candidates with their fringe positions and ridiculous proposals. The people, sorry, sheeple, voted for Baltar and now we're all stuck in this Cylon concentration camp while Baltar lives it up in his tent with his concubines. That's what happens when you vote third party!

And if you did watch 30 Rock regularly you'd know that if you're doing an animated film, you don't need both Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan. Baldwin can do pretty damned good Morgan impression.

Just like democracy is a government run by the will of the people and a theocracy is a government run by a religious group, there's a word for a government run by slogans and sound bites: Idiocracy.

Huffington Post today had an article calling Shepard Smith, wait for it… rational. But still, I'd hate to think of a world where a Trump/Breitbart network goes so far to the right that Fox News is perceived as the middle.

The Blaze is a sinking ship. Several key employees have quit and there's only a skeleton crew left.

Serious question: Which of her plans do not hold up in your view? It seems they've all been very heavily vetted by the press and while there is some disagreement about things like how much debt her plans would add, the differences are a matter of a few percentage points.

Don't blame me, I voted for Roslin.

We now go to our correspondent in the girls' dressing room, Donald Trump…