"Donald Trump groped me once. He had an awful technique, probably because of those tiny little fingers."
-Lucille Bluth

Considering the ad Ron Howard made for Obama with Henry Winkler and Andy Griffith, I bet he'd be willing to narrate a full-length version of this instead of having to use clips plucked from various episodes. Does anyone have his number?

By the third sequel they'll have lost all of the pieces and there's nothing left to operate on. They probably got picked up in the vacuum and mom figured that's how the kids will learn their lesson because she's sure as hell not going to pick up after them if they can't take care of their own toys.

But now what's going to happen to the bloated corpse of Haley Joel Osment? Oh, wait, he's not a corpse? Uh oh…

Thanks all. Now I am depressed once more.

Could be. I've been wrong before. Thanks.

OK, serious question here because I'm colorblind and really can't tell for myself: Is that picture in black and white or just use Snyder's famed depressing muted palette?

No, that's Dick Ebersol.

Norm would do a monologue that he would say is based on current events but instead focuses on events like the Bay of Pigs incident. His band would play him off to a song that Norm would then say he doesn't like. His first guest would be a vapid star/starlet to whom he'd ask "So, why should I care about your…

So, what you're saying is that she has legs and she knows how to use them… for things other than walking, running and fighting.

Ah yes, Real People. Whatever happened to Sarah Purcell anyway?

Fuck 'em both, guerilla takeover by Conan O'Brien is what the Tonight Show really needs.

Wasn't that the SNL game show skit where intellectuals were asked simplistic questions but the answers were determined by a poll of common people and not by the actual, true answer?

Worst selling men's fragrance line ever.

Yes, but Power Girl would take an actress with much bigger distractions. They might even have to be CGI unless you cast a porn star.

No, that her MOTHER'S name!

She defeats evildoers with the power of distraction!

They're adults now. If they want to go with you, it's their decision. Can they call you "Uncle Ben"?

I think I'll hold out for the animated film based on the play that was based on the live action movie based on the original animated movie.

If Gilbert Gottfried isn't playing the parrot I will not take my kids to see this! And so what if they'll be around 24 and 21 when it finally does come out? I still won't take them!