Amy Wong and Lana Kaine.

My investment portfolio is also heavy on latex gloves, surgical thread and those machines that go ping, so I'm covered.

I didn't like those rumors. Pratt is great, but I don't think he's right for Indy. He's too much of a puppy dog. I prefer an Indy who's more reluctant and grumpy. Could you imagine Pratt in the scene where his female students are throwing themselves at him? I don't think he could pull off the "I really don't need this…

And they laughed at me for buying low on shoulder pads when the original Dynasty went off the air! Now who's going to have the last laugh?

I hope he got royalties from Demolition Man.

Well, Google says only nice things about you.

Google is your friend. Gilliam's net worth is estimated at $40mil. But even that might not be enough money to finance a film like this these days. And if he has kids they might not like him squandering their inheritance like that…

Sure, but if South Park decides at the last minute that a scene should be at night instead of daytime it takes about ten keystrokes and maybe a few minutes of rendering to make the change. a change like that an SNL requires a squadron of people working together. It's a logistical nightmare.

Well, to paraphrase David Byrne: Lorne talks a lot but he's not saying anything.

My disappointment was that the Mutt character was clearly brought in to extend and continue the franchise but he was unlikable in every way, meaning this would be the last Indiana Jones movie ever. In a way, I hope I'm right because 1) I don't want to see Harrison Ford do this again and 2) I don't want a reboot with a…

No, that was Becker.

Eleanor's was likely an accident she didn't see coming. Jason likely knew his final plan had a decent chance of ending poorly.

Well, there's a little show currently on called "The Last Man on Earth" that so far has featured at one point or another a dozen of the last people on Earth. I don't mind if there's an established premise going in and it's turned on it's head.

Please make sure your family knows the location of your will.

Alba is about to pocket between $200m and $250m from the sale of her health and beauty products company. Just sayin…

While everything in the show is great and every performance is pitch perfect, the thing that's put it over the top for me is Ted Danson looking like he's having the time of his life. He's done comedy before, obviously, but I don't recall him ever getting to do silly and absurd stuff. His joy at getting to wear…

Wait a minute. Mel Gibson is making a movie with Sean Penn? I think I'd rather pay to see the behind the scenes conversations between those two.

I always think of the episode that had Seth Green's character directing a movie with all of the townsfolk as actors. They're all expectedly horrible except for Randy who is playing the President and is revealed to be an acting savant.

They'd be brothers, and for sweeps John Goodman would play their visiting father who'd call them all sorts of cute nicknames like "Tiny" and "Pipsqueak."

The cat.