OK, the first Superman movie came out in 1978, 38 years ago. You'd think by now people would know that it's Christopher Reeve, not Reeves. George Reeves was the TV Superman in the 1950s.

Maybe if it were orangier.

Which sentence seems more likely to be uttered to you:

Just because a woman with short hair says she won't give you a blow job does not mean she's a lesbian or doing a Bieber impression.

She'd be playing the mother of Woody Allen's girlfriend.

Kristin Gore gets extra points for being a writer on Futurama. Her dad was merely a tenth level vice-president.

"The enemy of my enemy is still a goddamn pervert!" Yeah I doubt that suspension of hatred lasted past the initial news cycle.

Dammit, don't shoot yourself. That helps nobody. Shoot Larry the Cable Guy and spare all of us!

But you know he approves of both.

I just saw a flock fly overhead. They were headed North by Northwest.

That stinks!

I agree, but apparently one of the candidates doesn't care to abide by any of the rules. That, in and of itself, should be enough of a sign that the candidate does not have the temperament to be President of the United States, constantly interrupting like a hungry child, but if the two candidates are to be given equal…

Why punish us with the extra noise? Silence would be far preferable.

Yes, the one overlooking the White House, the former post office building, where Donald will be able to look out the window at the house he will not be living in.

She Halptered several times.

The only thing that's changed is that they did away with the Five Questions. Otherwise it's still the same show. Vance DeGeneres continues to kill it!

Here's a great article about the two candidates' body language and expressions from someone who watched the debate with the sound off, expressed in a perfect metaphor: Bugs Bunny beat Daffy Duck.

Shared of Bill O'Reilly's "Paris Business Journal" article that Al Franken loved to seize upon.

Give the moderator a mute button already! If he says 20 seconds and the candidate is still talking at 21 seconds, MUTE!

If the original live action series looked even half as good as the Amazon pilot did it would've run for years. But this is a decent consolation prize.