Zounds!

Five Guys is one of those places that lets you eat peanuts and then throw them on the floor, right?

My cousin got divorced a few years back. It was pretty sad. But his wife used Miracle Whip in her deviled eggs. So even though he and his family were shaken, I never again have to make the mistake of eating one of her deviled eggs. Those things were horrible.

Both of my kids eat those all of the time. So there is always one or two of them in a sandwich bag in the backseat of my car. I eat them when I am stuck in traffic or driving home late at night. They are not bad at all. I just wished they liked chunky peanut butter.

With a better money maker you could afford something better than Miracle Whip.

Yep. Yellow mustard.

For the first time in about 5 or 6 years, I am eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

Go in my NEEEEEEEEEEY-bor's yard!

I like the presence of urinals.

Here comes the calvary!

Jokes like that make him crossed.

I hope there is a scene when that rascal Jack chews up a pair of shoes. And then the owner says, "All I want for Christmas is shoes!".

Rhymes with "knife"

That's a real shame.

The Av Club.

The carts are fun once you turn them into really slow ATVs.

Disc golf. Dat golf. It's all golf to me.

Gotta get some exercise when you do mushrooms.

But Bannon can just turn on Blaze and the Monster Machines to distract Trump at the Whitehouse.

Why does Trump always bring an extra pair of pants to the golf course?