To be honest, with what a total fucking moron he is, isn't it kind of better that he does not work too much? He can't screw up as much. Lazy and stupid is often better than hardworking and stupid.

Looks more like he ate a massive bowl of soup and won a free hat for it.

A war hero who ain't got no legs.

I hope his Vp pick is donkey on quaaludes.

Please Fallon, do not try to go political. You can nock Trump. But political satire from Fallon will just embarrass every body involved.

He claims that Sabbath with Dio was better than Sabbath with Ozzy.

I have a friend that prefers Danzig to the Misfits as well as Dio to Ozzy.

"Those union guys are so unrealistic! I haven't had a raise in 5 years!"

And getting a nice load on.

Speak "for" yourself.

So she got a bunch of free publicity for The Blaze.

Domino's is always reliable for hectic runs for me too.

They are truly little giants.

Mexican radio is reporting that the wall will be made of voodoo.

Remember when Danny Way jumped his skateboard over the Great Wall of China?

But the people will use their feet to climb over the wall.

So we have already entered the future when only Arnold Schwarzenegger can stop the dictator.

You are the only person at Arby's asking for more fungus.

In regards to the CBC reports, Subway ' s CEO stated, "They are full of baloney!"

I had read that quinoa expands when you cook it. I had just figured that expanding would not continue for the next 6 to 8 hours.