William Patrick "Billy" Corgan, Jr: creator and curator of perhaps the most consistently remarkable and challenging canon of recorded music in the history of progressive rock. I am also currently developing a wrestling reality series for television.

Drink deep o Ghost Children, as I shower you in the baptismal dew of my Oceania, so that you may drown in the glorious depths of My effluvia. 
And as you lap up My stream, from each note may a single tear of salvation pass from thee, thence to be reincarnated as a salty brine upon Mine own lips, such that I too may sup…

Drink deep o Ghost Children, as I shower you in the baptismal dew of my Oceania, so that you may drown in the glorious depths of My effluvia. 
And as you lap up My stream, from each note may a single tear of salvation pass from thee, thence to be reincarnated as a salty brine upon Mine own lips, such that I too may sup…

The man is a genius.

The man is a genius.

I always felt that I was poised to become the Phil Collins of my generation. Where did I go wrong?

I always felt that I was poised to become the Phil Collins of my generation. Where did I go wrong?

CO-produced, goddamnit - Vig had to run every single decision past ME first. And now look at him: a pathetic washed-up hasbeen, trying to reinvigorate his dead career by rehashing the dreck he should have left behind twenty years ago. Lamentable.

CO-produced, goddamnit - Vig had to run every single decision past ME first. And now look at him: a pathetic washed-up hasbeen, trying to reinvigorate his dead career by rehashing the dreck he should have left behind twenty years ago. Lamentable.

Personally I don't understand why every review doesn't begin like that.

So do I!

Coat! That was a tailored trench coat, goddamnit.

I am saddened, yet not surprised that each of these writers have failed to herald Mine own extrapolations upon this theme. 
Yea, I have not since heard the dichotomy represented by the state of anger and its potentiality for cathartic ascension manifested within song form quite so extraordinarily as I Myself achieved…

It was tough work, actually. And I smashed them all myself.

To give credit where it is due: all snare, hi hat, ride, crash, kick, double-kick and tom parts within Siamese Dream were in fact conceived and produced by Myself, William Corgan Jr. Chamberlin simply actualized them.

Whatever. The guy's a decrepit hasbeen atheist who's been cannibalising his former triumphs for almost two decades now. Oceania's gonna blow this out of the water.

I didn't call it TheFutureEmbrace for nothing.

The circuitry within the Big Muff facilitates a direct conduit to the essence of my muse.
I was blessed at birth with the mark of the holy stigmata of the chosen few.

Next time I'll give it to Eric.

I concede that Zeitgeist was perhaps my own St Anger, yet I have since transcended Mine own struggle within to ascend to a higher state of musicality. Now I can truly see that what Metallica need is an architect of the Muse whom is capable of simultaneously providing the musicality and passion: a Corgan of their own,…