I still wear my Zero t-shirt to bed most days. 'Tis the very acme of merch - the merging of intent with design, of abstract philosophy with holistic symbolism, representing the culmination of all that I am within the purity of syntactic essence.

I just want to be loved.

This year, you should buy Oceania.

Oceania.
Oceania is the crest within the wave. The drop within the rain. The holy oxygen within the H2O.And ye, on 19th June it shall arise from the deepest fathoms to cleanse you all. It has been made from only the purest of all my tears, so drink deep of my juices, my Ghost Children. Cleanse thyselves of all that is…

A chosen few of us have no choice. Marked at birth as I was with the stigmata of baby Jesus, I am saddened and offended by the disrespect of this collective chimera. Shame on you all for not according due reverence to the Stigmata Community.

And so it is that I await Zwan's inevitable revisionist critical appraisal with infinite patience.

Famously, I Myself pioneered the presentation of a Work as that of a collective when it has in fact emanated entirely from the muse of One suzerain, some years ago. 
Ye, now that the vanguard of the earlier quinquennium of my canon has legitimised this practise contemporaneously, I often find myself weeping for the…

Yes, I am aware that it is heartbreaking for we genii to reconcile the outstanding quality of our autumnal work with diminishing sales within the commissary sphere, regardless of the more considered judgement that can only come within the linear time of God's infinite patience. 
As a relatively young artiste still…

May it be know that from the beginning I imbued Zwan with all that God has given me. If it were not for the other self-destructive ADDICTS in the band intent on sabotaging our limitless potential from within, Zwan would still be yours, my Ghost Children. Vale. Forever Zwan.

A few Dylan songs could arguably be said to stand alongside mine own. Henceforth I consider him to be something of a peer, and have famously refrained from covering his songs. He appears to feel the same way about my Work, as he is yet to attempt any of my songs, at least publically. 
My explorations into cover…

I'm glad you enjoyed Celebrity Skin, because I COMPOSED IT. 
You hated Zwan because you HATE YOURSELF. I ever hear another word from you regarding Zwan, in any thread, on any site anywhere in the world, I am gonna fucking sue you for so much you will not be able to afford so much as a single pair of tights. Don't ever…

That's a relief. I thought I had racoons in the crawlspace.

Inexplicably, Hyden has failed to recognize that I myself explored this concept, within my #1 single "Bullet With Butterfly Wings". It is but an immaculate loss, desired by all yet experienced only by the truly blessed Artiste, to explore and transcend human desire. 
Oh, how you would weep to consider the paganistic…

That's ridiculous. Mayonaise is obviously my Baby I'm a Want You.

I wish for the world to finally recognise me for the sagacious genius that I am, and for my Work to be rightfully accorded its place within the pantheon of divine artistic achievement where it belongs.

No big deal. Everyone knows that drummers are incidental and easily replaced.

I haven't heard anything yet… do I just wait for him to twitter me or what?

teargarden by kaleidyscope is still yet to fully drop, but rather forms the contemporaneously unfurling tableu from which Oceania will emerge, as an album within an album. I don't know why the public finds this concept so difficult to grasp.

You clearly misunderstood the meaning of Oceania.

I do intend to drop Oceania this year, you know.