Sharknado 8: Ghost Sharks in the Sky.

If only the Tolerability Index schtick was still around to just give it an automatic "Unbearable" without all the effort of a long write up.

Shack also asked Kobe, How My Ass Taste? Haha Shack is always asking something, what a cut up.

Man that G. W. Bush fella is sooo hot right now!

That whirring sound you hear is the Mossad dumping your hard drive … stay woke.

When the Baron locked in the Claw, it was lights out baby.

Totally overrated, sure they can prevent my dog from getting out but do nothing to stop the wolves from coming in. Chain link baby, 6 foot.

Counterpoint: Legos are for squares man.

As a hunter I can say that you are definitely NOT allowed to shoot and eat vegans no matter how annoying they are. Seems like a bad policy to me but the DNR was pretty firm when I asked.

Saw today Snapchat's IPO will hit at $17 per share resulting in 3.4 billion raised and value the company at approximately 24 billion. Holy moly! .

Well you see there was this guy who was charged with reviewing the notes left behind by the now deceased Nicola Tesla that included blueprints for a time machine. Later he entrusted what he found to his nephew who had the machine built and forwarded himself to the year 2036 under the name John Titor, where he…

The doomsday clock just moved ahead 10 seconds.

Heroin is a helluva drug.

Alec: Ok Kurt lets get started … where do you want me to begin?

CBS? … someone must have pissed of Lorne.

Looks like Liz Warren may have to tomahawk a bitch.

Dunham and Lindy West. The West one bothered me … IT WAS GOLD … PURE GOLD!

Facebook has now removed my favorite feature from trending. I used to get a dropdown with the ability to pick an option on why I was hiding something, now it just goes away. I miss telling them why it sucked.

Welcome to the club! I have only had 2 removed, both involved overweight feminist icons. (Disclaimer: no overweight feminist icons were harmed during the typing of this comment)

Judges: Hillary we loved your performance of "The Gator" tonight!