We are going to need a bigger boat.

He is on to us Gertrude … SHUT IT DOWN!

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I hope this simple mistake doesn't cause Faye to fall off the wagon and go on a bender with Micky Rourke. That would give me a case of the sads.

New Show: Hitlers ghost found in storage locker in Alaska.

In the future, everyone from Chicago will be fresh out of jail for 15 minutes.

It's funny cuz New York is too broke to maintain their parks!

Flagged.

In the future, everyone will be a racist for 15 minutes.

Pace yourself … 1 month down, 95 left to go.

And you are? pardon me sir I didn't catch your name.

Reminder that in 1992 the outgoing Bush 41 administration were shocked by all the dirty hippies that showed up in jeans for the start of the 1st Clinton admin. Tacky has been done before.
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Right, People mag caused a stir in the 90's by printing a pic of Markie Post and some other woman jumping on the Lincoln bed.

Paging Larry Summers, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Haw haw … you should have seen what I used to do in the sink.

Go home Oscars, you're drunk.

When your brother is the Macho Man, the pressure to have a your own special something can be intense.

::: Keith Ellison runs away crying :::

All the way around the moon? Isn't the far side where the alien bases are? DOOMED!

Blame the car nuts!.